Food Lover Parents Pillows

Twins

'Your French dip, sir.'

Hungry child

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

I am to blame.

Sushi Train Spotters

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"George often brings his work home with him."

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.