Food Lover Parents Pillows

Twins

'Your French dip, sir.'

Hungry child

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"George often brings his work home with him."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

I am to blame.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'