Foodie Families Pillows

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'True happiness!'

'Never mind about Jamie Oliver - how does Delia Smith feel about it?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Twins

"We both love Chinese food."

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

'Bone appetit!'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

"We have big news!"

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'