Foodie Moms Pillows

'I'm eating for two now.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Open other end

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"We both love Chinese food."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Twins

Child on a schedule.

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Picnickers

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Bone appetit!'

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

Add your kids' ages together...

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!