Foodie Moms Gifts

'I'm eating for two now.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Open other end

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"We both love Chinese food."

Twins

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Child on a schedule.

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Add your kids' ages together...

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Bone appetit!'

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Picnickers

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Working Moms

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'