Foodie Couple Gifts

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"Garlic breath?"

"We both love Chinese food."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Hungry child

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Salt and Pepper

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Twins

'Tasty.'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'Bone appetit!'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"We have big news!"

"It's my emotional support animal."

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

Save the bacon,