Cuisine Couple Gifts

Birds.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

Night of the Latkes

'Like death by salad.'

"Rump roast?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Queen of Quinoa

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Salt and Pepper

"How's the salmon?"

The Perfect Foil

"The bagels are better in New York."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Your website or mine?'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

'You made me jump.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"You were right-we should have just split one."