Cuisine Couple Gifts

Birds.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

'Like death by salad.'

Night of the Latkes

"Rump roast?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Queen of Quinoa

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Salt and Pepper

The Perfect Foil

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"How's the salmon?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Your website or mine?'

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"My compliments to the can opener."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Sausages!

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'You made me jump.'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

"You were right-we should have just split one."