Foodie Couple T-Shirts

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"We both love Chinese food."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Hungry child

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Salt and Pepper

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

'Tasty.'

Twins

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'Bone appetit!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"It's my emotional support animal."

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

"We have big news!"

Save the bacon,

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Male and female loves.