Foodie Parents Gifts

"We have big news!"

'Pur?ed nachos?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"We both love Chinese food."

'Ice cream parlour.'

Twins

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Oops.

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Bone appetit!'

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

"Garlic breath?"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli, Bless the apple pie twice.'