Proud Foodie Parent Pillows

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Impressing dad.

Hungry child

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'