Proud Foodie Parent Prints

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Impressing dad.

Hungry child

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

A man and baby wearing bibs

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'