Foodie Fur Parent Prints

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Don't worry - he's only tasting it.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Twins

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Bone appetit!'

"She's eating in tonight."

"We have big news!"

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"I need some assistance here."

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

The Curb Dog Club

'Pur?ed nachos?'

"Let's get the ball."

"Leave the bowl."

The Doggie Psychic

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

'No more premium chow? She's not infactuated with me anymore!'