Foodie Parent Prints

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"We both love Chinese food."

Twins

'Ice cream parlour.'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Bone appetit!'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

Step Mom's Diner: Under New Management.

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

"We have big news!"

We get so much produce from our farm share, I can't decide what to cook. Use everything! How about a stew with squash, peppers and corn in a zesty tomato base? Would your kids even put it on their plates? Of course! As long as it didn't touch the mac 'n' cheese.

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

'Obnoxious. screaming kids,or non-obnoxious, screaming kids.'