Foodie Dog Parent Prints

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Twins

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'Bone appetit!'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"For what you are about to receive..."

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"We have big news!"

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Leave the bowl."

'Pur?ed nachos?'

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'Don't worry - he's only tasting it.'

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

Dog Chopsticks

"I'll have what she's having."