Foodie Dog Prints

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I've got it written down...'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"For what you are about to receive..."

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"Leave the bowl."

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

"Let's get the ball."

'Your usual table leg?'

The Doggie Psychic

'Cannibal.'

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'