Foodie Dog Lover Prints

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Dog Chow Mein

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"For what you are about to receive..."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

Frankfurters on a Bus

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'Cannibal.'

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

Dog Chopsticks

"I'll have what she's having."

'Rusty, I promise...next time I'll buy only Beef Bits.'