Foodie Dog Lover Prints

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Dog Chow Mein

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

"For what you are about to receive..."

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

'Dang! Oh well, I won't have to feed him for a year now.'

Frankfurters on a Bus

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

'Cannibal.'

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

'I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog commercials and a second-string catcher for the Detroit Tigers.'

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

"The meal was superb...My compliments to the shep."

Dog Chopsticks

"I'll have what she's having."