Canine Cuisine Lover Prints

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Dog Chow Mein

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

Homemade dog biscuits.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"We'll have the people food."

"I don't care what nine out of ten breeders say - this dog hates it."

"Did you hear that?! That reporter just said the same ingredients in artificial meat is is found in pet foods!"

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Cooking shows for dogs

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

'Has this slop you fed me been checked for e-coli?'

"Well-done coming right up."

"Have you got a book about the proper way of feeding a dog?"