Canine Cuisine Aficionado Prints

The Four Basic Food Groups - Dry, moist, biscuit, bone.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"We need to put in more bones."

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

Dog Chow Mein

Homemade dog biscuits.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

'You're lucky you can't read.'

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"I need some assistance here."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'