Canine Cuisine Connoisseurs Prints

Sure, it's nice when Master gives us a bone, but frankly, I would prefer a juicy steak...

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Dog Sees Only Food

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Dog executives are in a duel

"What's worse, that or this?"

"Now that's art!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dogs and Cake

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"We need to put in more bones."