Foodie Parent Mugs

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"We both love Chinese food."

Twins

'Ice cream parlour.'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Bone appetit!'

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"We have big news!"

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli, Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Obnoxious. screaming kids,or non-obnoxious, screaming kids.'