Foodie Relatives Pillows

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'Your French dip, sir.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

I wish I'd had the review.

A Woman Holding Canapes

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City