Foodie Relatives Gifts

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'Your French dip, sir.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

I wish I'd had the review.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'