Family Foodies Pillows

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Hungry child

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"You've all been like a company to me."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'