Culinary-minded Pet Parent Pillows

Dog Food - A Guide.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"She's eating in tonight."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

K9 Litterati.

'Bone appetit!'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

". . .What's this world coming to?"

"As a dog he's incredible. As a chef he's just okay."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Jakey's not a huge fan of spicier dishes, but we do want him to know what's out there."

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

Toddler sharing dog food

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Leave the bowl."

"If we list it now, you could be eating filet mignon every night for the rest of your life!"

'Don't worry - he's only tasting it.'

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

'No more premium chow? She's not infactuated with me anymore!'

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"It's a new cereal for dogs."