Cozy Feeder T-Shirts

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Do not disturb...

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Fido and Fifi

"You're stealing the blanket."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Book Igloo

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Poe at the Park

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'Teenager.'

Wine and Books Bar.

Winter 2008.

"Have you seen my onesie?"

E-Books.

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'