Comfy Cozy Seeker T-Shirts

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lumbar support animal

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan