Cosy Comfort Seeker T-Shirts

Pig in a blanket vs. pig in a duvet.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Man's best friends."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Lumbar support animal

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."