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'Can I return it if my cat doesn't like it?'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Not a morning person.

American Flag

'Turn it off, Oognik -- you know 'Baywatch' just depresses you.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Man's best friends."

"They're comfortable."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'What, They're comfortable.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Crumbs of Comfort

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."