Puzzle Feeder Gifts

Fido and Fifi

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

M16 Code-breakers office

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Is there a God?"

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'Please join us.'

Bizarre sights.

A man and a woman click together.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Elevator dilemma.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Quick Crossword.

Tic tac toe.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"This one looks like an ink-spill too."

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Wordplay: Inverted.