Puzzle Fixer Gifts

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Light Bulb Moment

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Waiting for Pants

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Computer operator welding machine.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

M16 Code-breakers office

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'Please join us.'

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"Kick the machine"

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

"It isn't much of a business plan, is it?"

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

Iceberg in a Bottle

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

Hospital. Emergency. Closed. I'm bleeding and the E.R. is closed, What should I do? Just go home? Suture self!