Creative Fixer Gifts

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

Waiting for Pants

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"She does this when she's tired."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

DIY.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Super glue . . .

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

Irritable dowel syndrome

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.