Romantic Fixer Gifts

Cardiology

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

She - Interpreter - He.

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Enlightened Cursing

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

"Kick the machine"

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid!'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'