"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"
Marriage Fixer Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who helps mend hearts and bring couples closer? Our collection offers witty, supportive, and creatively crafted items that celebrate the magic of fixing marriages. Whether it's a lighthearted mug, a charming print, or cozy pillow, find something special that speaks to their nurturing spirit and love for creative solutions.
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'
"I don't know who you are!"
"I take it the toilet is fixed?"
'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'
Wedding Chefs
Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.
'And now, concerning the special collection...'
"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."
MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.
A man sews broken hearts back together.
Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor
'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'
"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."
'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'
"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."
'Let me tell you why I'm here...'
"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."
"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."
"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."
'My wife doesn't understand me.'
"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"
A woman repairs a broken heart.
"Get back here and clean out your desk."
"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."
Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.
"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."
"It's time to break up the company!!"
"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."
"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."
Man looks for wife help from machine.
"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."
God's lil' fix-it shop.
Marriage Fixer Gifts Collection
Marriage Fixer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the marriage fixer—witty, thoughtful designs that make daily coffee breaks more meaningful.
Marriage Fixer Pillows
Browse our pillows for the marriage fixer—cozy, humorous designs that bring comfort and a smile to their everyday life.
Marriage Fixer Prints
View our prints dedicated to the marriage fixer—art that inspires and honors their unique gift of nurturing love.
Marriage Fixer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating the marriage fixer—funny and heartfelt styles that highlight their creative approach to love.