Communication Fixer Gifts

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."