Field Fixer Gifts

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"That's not the real me."

'You've done a fine job throwing money at problems, Senator, but I think it's time to bring in a reliever.'

''Getting them by the short and curlies' could be one solution to the financial problem, Mrs...'

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."