Frame Fixers Gifts

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"She does this when she's tired."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

DIY.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Super glue . . .

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

Irritable dowel syndrome

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"It's time to break up the company!!"

Unfinished Furniture.

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Leaking washing machine.

"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

Nature's revenge

"Quick, act casual."