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"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Wedding Chefs

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."