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"He's your son-in-law, not a handyman."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"She does this when she's tired."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

DIY.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Super glue . . .

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

Irritable dowel syndrome

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."