Emotional Fixer Gifts

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Enlightened Cursing

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid!'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'