Bottle Feeder Gifts

Nursing a Hangover

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Quick swig first?"

Bottletrees.

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Fido and Fifi

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Your shout!"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'You spoil those pigeons.'

Great Moments in Beer

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"There's water up here, all right!"

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

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A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.