Bottle Breaker Gifts

'Doing fine, thanks. I've narrowed it down to one of these.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"Quick swig first?"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Wino Appreciation Group

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"FISH ON"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Bottle tossing

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Amateurs de vin...

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

IT department/Cup of T department.

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Get back in there!"

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."