Plate Breaker Gifts

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'No ice.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"At this office no two days are different."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

Sisyphus Sawyer

Glass Ceiling

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Rubik's ice cube.

High Jump

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

Make a Wish

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

Graffiti like

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!