Bone Breaker Gifts

Make a Wish

'No ice.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"FISH ON"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'Bone appetit!'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

Graffiti like

'This time you hold the nail!'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

"You let people walk all over you."

Cymbal Player's Music Book

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

"Get back in there!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!