Role Breaker Gifts

"Oh, no. If you're going to be primary breadwinner, then I get to be primary caregiver."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Dog walking Human.

"At this office no two days are different."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Pole Vault Rules

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'