Rule Breaker Gifts

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

"If your mother asks, we crossed at the corner."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

Procedures

"To be frank, officer, my parents never set boundaries."

'Whoa! - Adam and Eve are WAY out of compliance!'

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'This pool's no fun - all they let you do is swim.'

'It's a memo from our parent company. They remind us to pay attention, quit slouching, take our elbows off the table and to act our age, if it's not too much to ask!'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

A man without a chicken on his head!

"I can't find anything against it in the rule book."

'I'm from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- I'm afraid that mustache will have to go.'

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'When's happy hour?'

"How much clearer can it be, Fred? On page forty-one of the employee handbook, in black and white, it says: 'Never run with scissors!'"

'Whoa! - Adam and Eve are WAY out of compliance!'

'I'm sorry Mary, you know the rules.'

Seven Words You Can't Say in a Cartoon

Mail Order Moms

'Welcome to Parent Teachers Night. Now sit up straight and be quiet or there'll be a detention or two!'

"Keep moving, keep moving"

'I've been here so long I don't remember what I did, but it had something to do with non-compliance.'

'Four of these have to go.'

"What art thou out of compliance with?"

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight, Jessica dear!'

'I saw you throw that paper down. Look, it's ok.'

'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

NON-COMPLIANT

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'