Role Switcher Gifts

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

Boys Cooking

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Respected Professionals

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"I'm a working mom."

Human meat.

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Cat walking dog.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Where Are They Now?

Russell Rebrand

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.