Role Switcher Gifts

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Boys Cooking

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"I'm a working mom."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Respected Professionals

Human meat.

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Where Are They Now?

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Cat walking dog.

Zoo Employees

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'