Role-switching Enthusiast Gifts

'I caught him by the bay and there's plenty more just waiting!'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

Cat walking dog.

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

Zoo Employees

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

"The clerk will call the roll."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

The Easter Bunny hits a hunter with his eggs and makes his escape.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"Wanna play doctor?"