Role-switching Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I caught him by the bay and there's plenty more just waiting!'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Cat walking dog.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"The clerk will call the roll."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Zoo Employees

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Bull with gun