Role-swapping Enthusiast Gifts

"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"What's all this?"

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Corporate Punishment.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Cat walking dog.

'...Just like Daddy!'

Fish Lifeguard

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Zoo Employees

"Wanna play doctor?"

"The clerk will call the roll."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"Parental advisory explicit content"

Mouse on Stilts

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"Why am I always the bad guy?"