Role Swapper Gifts

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Dog walking Human.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Gone Bookkeepin'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"I'm a working mom."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"How?"

Human meat.

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'I'm coping.'

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

'I lost my job at the farm, so I decided to try out nit-picking as a career...'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

This is a dog park Please keep your owner on a leash at all times.

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

Cat being guarded by security mice.

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."