Bore Breaker Gifts

"First, I want to give you an overview of what I will tell you over and over again during the entire presentation."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Tic-tac-toe

The Sleeping Congregation.

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Glass Ceiling

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

High Jump

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"FISH ON"

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

Beached Whales

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

Make a Wish

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"You let people walk all over you."

Rainy Day, Boredom

Graffiti like

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Heaven: Disabled Access

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'